an open letter to global warming

global warming,

i know i am supposed to hate you and fight against you...and i try to. i mean, i bike and walk and recycle and don't take plastic cups and use my own bags, but when its 65 on saturday and then going down to the thirties...i'm not ready for this plummet. besides. i'm going to have to turn on the heat. and this oil tank sitting in my basement is not only going to cost me bank, but its my little piece (well, one of them) in this war in the middle east which i would like to stop. so please. heat back up so i don't have to use that shit.

thank you.
katie